Answer Answers bWHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Answer  :   Answers by different schools of thoughts

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

BILL GATES:  
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,  which will not only  cross roads, but will lay  eggs, file your important documents, and  balance   your checkbook.    

BUDDHA:
Asking this question denies your own chicken  nature.', ' DARWIN:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been  naturally selected in  such a way that they are now  genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN:    
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road  moved beneath the  chicken depends upon your frame  of reference.

FREUD:  
The fact that you are at all concerned that the  chicken crossed the road  reveals your underlying  sexual insecurity.  

HIPPOCRATES:  
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.    

JACK NICHOLSON:  
''cause it fucking wanted to. That''s the fucking reason.

KARL MARX:    
It was a historical inevitability.  

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:      
To get to the other side.    

LOUIS  FARRAKHAN:  
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken ''crossed'' the  black man in order to  trample him and keep him down.

MACHIAVELLI:  
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.   Who cares why? The end of crossing the road  justifies whatever motive there was.

MARTIN LUTHER KING,
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called JR.:    into question.

MOSES:  
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said  unto the chicken, "Thou  shalt cross the road." And  the chicken crossed the road, and there was much   rejoicing.    

OLIVER STONE:
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross  the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the  road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

PLATO:  
For the greater good.  

RICHARD M. NIXON:  
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the  chicken did NOT cross the road.    

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.    

SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve  gas on it.    

ANDERSEN CONSULTING:

Deregulation of the chicken''s side of the road was  threatening its dominant market position. The  chicken was faced with significant  challenges to  create and develop the competencies required for  the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting,   in a partnering relationship with the client,  helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences   to align the chicken''s people, processes and  technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.  Andersen   Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of   road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson Consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and  explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals  of delivering and successfully architecting and  implementing an enterprise-wide value framework   across the continuum of poultry cross-median   processes. The meeting was held in a park-like  setting, enabling and creating an impactful   environment which was strategically based,  industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with   the chicken''s mission, vision, and core values.   This was condusive towards the creation of a total   business integration solution. Andersen Consulting   helped the chicken change to become more successful.